I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We have started to decorate penises.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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