You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
