tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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