Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Hello my rib-scented angel!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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