He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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