My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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