Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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