never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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