margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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