Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
handjob tips. give me some.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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