doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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