where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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