you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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