omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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