I hate your face
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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