somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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