just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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