Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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