I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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