This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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