Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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