I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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