You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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