My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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