do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
