Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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