id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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