sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just googled if crying burns calories
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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