READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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