come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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