How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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