I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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