this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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