I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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