: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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