Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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