Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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