Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I would fuck him just for his dog
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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