Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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