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(386): View more from Florida

You going to midnight mass? we need a dd

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(802): View more from Vermont

She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.

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(515): View more from Iowa

your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.

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(845): View more from New York

You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex

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