just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive