I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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