so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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