I've blown a few things in my day
she told me i tasted like america
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
