Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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