I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
