real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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