Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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