return my video game
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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