It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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