I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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