somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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