its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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