were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
