my mouth tastes like poor choices
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
There are leaves in my underwear?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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