Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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